I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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