real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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