can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
