Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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