come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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