it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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