belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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