please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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