forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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