Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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