Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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