I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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