why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
