ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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