My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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