So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I can't put those talents on a resume
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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