I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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