I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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