just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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