I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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