Whod you bang
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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