its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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