Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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