I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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