you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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