i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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