That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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