My room smells like vodka and shame
home. puking in laundry basket.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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