i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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