When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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