I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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