Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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