I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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