Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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