ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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