I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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