There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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