Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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