dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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