I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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