Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I touched a dick in church today
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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