He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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