she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
wow bdsm is so cute
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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