btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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