I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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