My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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