too bad you live with your parents still
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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