i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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