I hate your face
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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