"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
